Quotes

"Nobody tosses a Dwarf!"
    -Gimli son of Gloin

"My favourite part of a woman is the boobies"
    -Zapp Brannigan

"The best thing for being sad," replied Merlyn, beginning to puff and blow,
"is to learn something. That is the one thing that never fails."
    -Merlyn [T. H. White]

"They say the glass is half full, but they don't say of what."
    -Sour Puss [Scott Adams]