"Nobody tosses a Dwarf!"
-Gimli son of Gloin
"My favourite part of a woman is the boobies"
"The best thing for being sad," replied Merlyn, beginning to puff and blow,
"is to learn something. That is the one thing that never fails."
-Merlyn [T. H. White]
"They say the glass is half full, but they don't say of what."
-Sour Puss [Scott Adams]