Hello kids! Today I'm going to show you how to make your very own, honest-to-goodness, real live Meat Helmet!


First, take a pile of fresh bloody meat, something like this:



Then, mould the pile into a ball like this:



Tease out some earflaps on diametrically opposite sides like this :



And simply jam the thing onto your head, as below!



Wear it to social gatherings and shopping sprees and you'll be the talk of the town!


For the more ambitious amongst ye, why not try the more advanced Meat Hood:



Or Meat Mug!


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