Meat
Summer Make and Do

Hello kids! Boy, I just love meat, don't you?! Today I'm going to show you how to make your very own, honest-to-goodness, real live Meat Helmet! But remember kids, always get a grown-up before playing with Mr. Cleaver, or Satan will eat you in your dreams!

 

First, take a reeking pile of fresh, bloody meat, something like this:

 

Start by moulding the pile into a glistening ball like this:

 

Tease out some earflaps on diametrically opposite sides like so :

 

And simply jam the thing onto your head, just like in the picture!
Parade it at social gatherings and on shopping sprees and you'll be the talk of the town!

 

For the more ambitious amongst ye, why not try the more advanced Meat Hood:

 

Or the always popular Meat Mug!

 

That's all for today kids! Tune in next week when I'll show you all the easy way to win your parents' love with stunning Roadkill Jewelry!